Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls (but if you do and get stuck up shit's creek, there's 2 tiny paddles for you)

When I had the stones laid out for these earrings my brain went "that looks a lot like a waterfall...or a cactus. But waterfall is cooler". And so, naturally, TLC's "Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls" got stuck on loop inside my head for days. Actually, its still in there.

So wear these earrings and go chase that waterfall!! But if you find yourself up shit's creek (because we're in our Dumpster fire Era and you should always be prepared), I've attached two paddles so you can paddle your way to safety. 

Turquoise from various mines

Fine and sterling silvers

Sterling post and medium weight ear nut

*Measurements 2.2" long (including tiny life saving paddle)